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Recipes for Fruits, Vegetables & Side Dishes

Recipes for fruit, vegetables and side dish foods with a dash of relevant humor, trivia and fun facts, tips & tricks, and links to relevant sites.

Lighter Caesar Salad

Ingredients:
1 large head romaine lettuce
3/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 clove garlic, crushed
1 lemon, halved
fresh ground black pepper
1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese 
garlic croutons 

Directions:
Wash romaine under cold running water. Trim core, and separate stalk into leaves; discard wilted or discolored portions. Shake leaves to remove moisture. Place romaine in a large zip-top plastic bag; chill at least 2 hours. Combine olive oil and next 4 ingredients in a jar. Cover tightly, and shake vigorously. Set aside. Cut coarse ribs from large leaves of romaine; tear leaves into bite-size pieces, and place in a large salad bowl. Pour dressing over romaine; toss gently until coated. Squeeze juice from lemon halves over salad. Grind a generous amount of pepper over salad; sprinkle with cheese. Toss, top with garlic croutons and serve. 

Submitted by Sandy C.

 

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    What is a Honeymoon Salad?    
    Lettuce alone, with no dressing.    

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Cole Slaw

Ingredients:
3/4 of a small head of cabbage sliced as thinly as possible
5 oz. olive oil (extra virgin preferred)
4 oz. red wine vinegar
Juice of one lemon
Salt & Pepper to taste
1/2-cup chopped fresh parsley

Directions:

Place the sliced cabbage in a large mixing bowl. Combine the remaining ingredients and blend thoroughly.  Season to taste.  Pour over cabbage and toss well.

Makes 6 to 8 servings.

Nutritional Analysis per serving:  185 calories, 20 grams fat, 0 milligrams cholesterol, 11 milligrams sodium (before salting), 1 gram protein, 4 grams carbohydrate.

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9-Day Cole Slaw

Ingredients:
Dressing:
1 cup vinegar
1/2-cup vegetable oil
2 tsp. celery seed
2 tsp. granulated sugar
1/2-tsp. salt
Coleslaw:
3 lb. shredded cabbage
1 cup chopped onion
1/2-cup green pepper finely chopped
1/2-cup red pepper finely chopped
2 cups granulated sugar

Directions:

Combine dressing ingredients in saucepan.  Bring to boil, cool, set aside.  Combine cabbage, onion, peppers, and sugar.  Let stand until sugar dissolves.  Pour cooled dressing over cabbage mixture.  Refrigerate.

Makes 2 quarts.

 

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Vegetarian:
Indian word for lousy hunter.

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Dandelion Salad with Bacon Dressing

Ingredients:

  • Dandelion greens (approx. 2 cups, chopped)
  • 1 small onion, chopped/diced
  • 4 thick slices bacon, cut in small pieces and fried
  • 1/4-cup butter
  • 1/2-cup cream
  • 2 eggs, beaten
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • Black pepper
  • Paprika
  • 1 tbs. sugar
  • 1/4-cup cider vinegar

Directions:
Toss together chopped dandelion, chopped onion and fried bacon pieces. Set aside. In skillet warm butter and cream until butter melts. Beat egg and then add salt, pepper, vinegar, sugar and flour. Blend the egg mixture into the slightly warm cream mixture. Increase heat and cook, stirring constantly until the mixture thickens. Pour hot dressing over the greens and toss gently. Serve at once.

Gather the dandelion leaves early in the spring before the plants flower or they will be bitter.

 

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Dandelion Salad With Tomatoes

Ingredients:
1/2 pound torn dandelion greens 
1/2 red onion, chopped 
2 tomatoes, chopped 
1/2 teaspoon dried basil 
salt and pepper to taste

Directions:
In a medium bowl, toss together dandelion greens, red onion, and tomatoes. Season with basil, salt, and pepper.

Gather the dandelion leaves early in the spring before the plants flower or they will be bitter.

 
 

Tips & Tricks...

Tomatoes seem to keep longer
if you store them stem side down.

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Escalloped Potatoes

Ingredients:
2 tablespoon minced parsley
1-1/2 cups thinly sliced onions
4-1/2 cups thinly sliced potatoes
3 teaspoons salt (divide in half)
3 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon flour
1-3/4 cups milk
1/8 teaspoon pepper

Directions:
Place onions, potatoes, salt and parsley in pan with one inch of water, boil for about 5 minutes, drain. Combine flour, pepper, remaining salt and mix with milk and cook until thickened (stir constantly.)  Combine sauce with potatoes and onions and place in shallow baking dish.  Top with bread crumbs (and a little cheese if desired) and bake for about 35 minutes at 400 degrees.

Note:  We use skim milk, Smart Balance butter and salt substitute.  Tastes great!

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Green Bean Casserole

Ingredients:
1 can Cream of Mushroom Soup
1/2-cup Milk
1 Teaspoon Soy sauce
Dash pepper
4 cups cooked cut green beans
1-1/3 cup French's French Fried Onions

Directions:
Mix soup, milk, soy sauce, pepper, green beans and 2/3-cup French fried onions in 1-1/2 qt. casserole.  Bake at 350°F. for 25 minutes or until hot.  Stir and sprinkle with remaining onions.  Bake another 5 minutes.

Preparation Time:  10 minutes; Cook Time:  30 Minutes; Serves 6

 

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What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks
and is the life of the party?
A fun-gi.

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Macaroni & Cheese

Ingredients:
2 tbsp. corn starch
1 tsp. salt
1/2-tsp. dry mustard (optional)
1/4-tsp. pepper
2-1/2 cups milk
2 tbsp. margarine or butter
2 cups (8 oz.) shredded American or Cheddar cheese (divided)
8 oz. elbow macaroni (about 1-3/4 cups,) cooked and drained

Directions:
In medium saucepan combine cornstarch, salt, dry mustard and pepper then stir in milk.  Add margarine or butter, stirring constantly, bring to a boil over medium-high heat and boil one minute.  Remove from heat.  Stir in 1-3/4 cups of cheese until melted. Add macaroni.  Pour into greased 2-qt. casserole.  Sprinkle with reserved cheese.  Bake uncovered at 375 degrees for 25 minutes or until lightly browned.
Variation:  Stir in one cup of diced ham with the macaroni.

Preparation Time:  12 minutes; Bake Time:  25 Minutes; Serves 4-6

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Macaroni Salad

Ingredients:

  • 3/4-cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tbsp. cider vinegar
  • 1 tbsp. prepared mustard (optional)
  • 1 tsp. sugar
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1/4-tsp. pepper
  • 8 oz. elbow macaroni (about 1-3/4 cups) cooked, rinsed with cold water and drained
  • 1 cup diced celery
  • 1 cup chopped green or red pepper
  • 1/4-cup chopped onion

Directions:
In large bowl, combine the first six ingredients.
Add macaroni, celery, green pepper and onions.  Mix well.
Cover and chill to blend flavors.

Variations:
Tuna Macaroni Salad:  Add 1 can (6 oz.) tuna, drained and flaked.

Shrimp Macaroni Salad:  Add 1/2-lb. cooked, cleaned small shrimp.

Preparation Time:  15 minutes
Makes 5 cups

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Wild Rice Gourmet Stuffing

Ingredients:
1 cup rice (6 oz.)
4 cups water
1 cup bread crumbs (plain or seasoned)
1/2 cup raisins
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1/2 cup fresh apple chunks
1/2 cup melted butter or margarine
1/4 cup orange juice

Directions:
Instructions: Combine 1 cup wild rice and 4 cups water. Cook (basic recipe). Mix cooked rice with other ingredients. Combine melted butter and orange juice. Add mixture and stir well. Place stuffing in fowl to be cooked, or bake in a covered casserole in a preheated 325° oven 30-45 minutes.  Can be used to stuff 4 cornish hens or an 8-10 lb. turkey. Double recipe for larger birds or just for extra dressing on the side for any occasion.

 

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Seen on a T-Shirt:
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian.

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Roasted Red Potatoes

Ingredients:

  • Red potatoes - cut in half
  • 1/4-cup olive oil
  • Salt & Pepper

Directions:
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.  Place oven rack on lowest position.  Stir & coat potatoes in olive oil and salt & pepper.  Place potatoes skin side up (cut side down) on cookie sheet.  Roast about 20 to 30 minutes until tender and golden brown.

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Sweet & Sour Baked Beans

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup chopped onion
  • 1 clove garlic - minced
  • 1/2 cup bacon drippings
  • 1 cup chopped celery
  • 1/4-cup dark brown sugar
  • (1) 15 oz. can tomato sauce
  • 1/2-cup chili sauce
  • 1/4-cup dark molasses
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1/4-tsp. pepper
  • 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
  • 1 lb. dried beans
  • (1) 14 oz. can pineapple chunks, drained & halved
  • 1/2-cup chopped sweet pickle

Directions:

  • Cook beans according to basic directions.  Drain.
  • Sauté garlic and onion in bacon drippings.
  • Stir in celery, brown sugar, tomato sauce, chili sauce, molasses, salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce
  • Simmer for 30 minutes
  • Add beans, pineapple, and pickles
  • Stir and put in 3 qt. casserole
  • Cover and bake for 1 hr. at 350F
  • Uncover and bake for another 15 minutes

Makes 8 to 10 servings

 

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What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Tear gas.

 

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Waldorf Salad

Ingredients:

  • 1/4 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/4 cup plain yogurt
  • 2 teaspoons sugar
  • 2 teaspoons lemon juice
  • 2 apples
  • 2 large celery stalks
  • 1/2 cup chopped walnuts

Directions:

In small salad bowl, combine mayonnaise, yogurt and lemon juice, to taste. Core apples, cut into bite-size pieces, dice celery. Add both to salad bowl, fold in nuts. Chill up to two hours. Toss before serving.

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Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

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Bananas are a great source of potassium
which contributes towards a strong heart and muscles.

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Did You Know? Fun Facts
  • Cashews are not sold in stores in their shells because they are relatives of poison ivy, and their shells can create a terrible rash.

  • Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  • Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
  • Apples are from Iran.

  • Oranges are from China.

  • Peaches are from China.

  • Strawberries are from Italy.

What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

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What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?

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There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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"There are more than 1,400 different types of apples. The most popular are Delicious, Golden Delicious, MacIntosh, Pippin, Granny Smith and Rome Beauties.  All of these types are wonderful for making juice no matter what time of year it is. Apples are high in pectin which turns to a gel in the intestine, helping to remove toxins and stimulating bowel activity. Potassium and phosphorous help flush the kidneys and calm the stomach. Apples have a natural sugar that develop acids which encourage saliva-flow and digestion."  Source: July 15, 2003 newsletter from HealthRecipes.com - Excerpt from God's Banquet Table  www.healthrecipes.com/ebook_library.htm

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"The soybean, in all its different forms, contains more protein than any other vegetable food. Soybeans contain an almost perfect balance of all the essential amino acids, making them a valuable protein for all functions of the body. They are an excellent source of iron, calcium, phosphorus, magnesium and B vitamins. Soybeans are the best source of lecithin which has been found to reduce cholesterol levels in the bloodstream. It is also a great source of the essential oil, linolenic acid and a good source of vitamin E."  For more information about the soybean and it's benefits see www.healthrecipes.com/soybeans.htm.

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"Experts estimate that the average American eats nearly 92 pounds of tomatoes and tomato products each year."  Source:  Back to School 2002 "Taste of Value" pamphlet from Giant Eagle grocery store.

"Studies have down that lycopene, the antioxidant that gives tomatoes their red color, may reduce the risk of certain  types of cancer, particularly prostate cancer.  The redder the tomato the more lycopene it contains.  Cooked or canned tomato products give us a concentrated does of lycopene that is actually easier for our bodies to absorb."   Source:  Back to School 2002 "Taste of Value" pamphlet from Giant Eagle grocery store.

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Vegetable Humor

 


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     My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
     The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."

  • From Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers From "Hollywood Squares":  According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons?
    Paul Lynde:  No. You should dress warmly.
  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? -- George Carlin
  • ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.
  • If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  • Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

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  • To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
  • To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing.
  • To ripen avocados and bananas, enclose them in a brown paper bag with an apple for 2-3 days.
  • Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
  • When boiling corn, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness.
  • Corn on the cob is so, so much better when cooked in the microwave! Leave the husk and silk on, microwave for about 1-1/2 minutes (for one ear.) The husk and silk come off easily and the corn tastes great! We'll never boil corn again!
  • Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
  • Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.
  • If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato - it absorbs the excess salt for an instant "fix me up".
  • Storing potatoes in the refrigerator will turn the starches in the potato to sugar.  Store potatoes in a cool, dark and well-ventilated place.
  • Wrapping potatoes in foil when baking will trap steam and can cause the potato to become soggy and mealy.
  • Next time you need a quick ice pack, grab a bag of frozen vegetables out of your freezer -- no watery leaks from a plastic baggie.
  • When making bread, substitute nondairy creamer for the dry milk--it works just as well.
  • Mash and freeze ripe bananas, in one-cup portions, for use in later baking. No wasted bananas (or you can freeze them whole, peeled, in plastic baggies.
  • To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature & roll them  under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing!
  • Zap garlic cloves in the microwave for 15 seconds and the skins slip right off.
  • "Skinning tomatoes:  Bring a large pot of water to a boil.  With a paring knife, cut an "X" through the skin on the bottom of each tomato.  Drop tomatoes, a few at a time, into water for 10 to 15 seconds.  Remove tomatoes with a slotted spoon to a bowl or sink filled with ice water to cool them down.  The skin will easily slip off each tomato."  Source:  Back to School 2002 "Taste of Value" pamphlet from Giant Eagle grocery store.

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Delicious Apple Recipes
From www.ruralvermont.com
Vermont Weathervane
Find recipes for: Apple-Stuffed Pork Chops, Continental Apple Cake, Apple Puddeny Pie--An Irish Delight, Apple Porcupine, Apple Rolls, Easy Apple Delights, Apple Squares and more.

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www.HealthRecipes.com

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Vegetarian Society
http://www.vegsoc.org
With lots of recipes!  Over 600 of them!
http://www.vegsoc.org/cordonvert/recipes/index.html

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