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Did You Know?

  • The earliest forms of jazz were called Dixieland and swing.
  • Some violin strings are made out of sheep guts.
  • Violin and viola players sometimes develop calluses on their necks from holding their instruments under their chin.
  • The Lone Ranger theme music is The William Tell Overture composed by Gioacchino Rossini in 1829.  Source:  Cracker Barrel Old Country Store 2001 Summer In America catalog.

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Music Humor & Jokes

 

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A Little Bit of Humor...
    A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer." 
    A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

    A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. 
    He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. 
    By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. 
    Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being
played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. 
    By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. 
    Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. 
    "Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!"

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Q:  What kind of music do mummies listen to? 
A: Wrap

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Q:  How many Country Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Three! One to change it and two to sing about missing the old burnt out one.

Submitted by Tom L - MO

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Interesting Music Items

Name That Tune!
Submitted by EStewart97

The following are the first lines to the theme songs from well-known TV shows. Can you name them? See how many you know!

"Come and knock on your door..."

"Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out..."

"Baby if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me..."

"Here we come, walkin down the street..."

"She was working in a Bridal Shop in Flushing Queens..."

"I used to be sad, I used to be shy..."

"Boy the way Glenn Miller played..."

"Let the time flow, let the love grow..."

"Chico, don't be discouraged..."

"Now the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum..."

"Well. we're movin' on up..."

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8..."

"Love, exciting and new..."

"Lady Godiva was a freedom rider..."

"This is it, this is it..."

"Hello world here's a song that we're singing..."

"Making your way in the world today, takes everything you got..."

"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both & then you get..."

Whatever happened to predictability?...

"Look at what's happened to me, I can't believe it myself..."

"Show me that smile again, show me that smile..."

"I've been down this road, walking the line that's painted by pride..."

"Don't go to bed, with no price on your head..."

"There's a magic in the early morning we found..."

"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah..."

"Some walk by night, some fly by day..."

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Did You Know?

  • June 29, 1955 - Billy Haley and His Comets reached the top of the pop music charts with " Rock Around the Clock". The smash hit stayed there for eight straight weeks. The song was featured in the film Blackboard Jungle. Most consider the hit song the first rock ’n’ roll single.

  • August, 17, 1970 - The Carpenter's Song "Close To You" Hits #1 on the Music Charts
  • August 20, 1965 - The Rolling Stones hit #1 on the music charts for the first time with "I Can't Get No Satisfaction."
  • August 31, 1968 - The one-hit wonder by Jeanne C. Riley "Harper Valley PTA" hits #1 on the music charts.

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QUESTION:  If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Submitted by Luvandove

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What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

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A Little Bit of Humor...
    A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
    The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay."

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Lyrics For Songs

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Song Lyrics - Index
Christmas Carols - Lyrics
Family Songs - Lyrics
Fun Music - Lyrics
Love Song Lyrics - Song Titles A thru F
Love Song Lyrics - Song Titles G thru L
Love Song Lyrics - Song Titles M thru Z
Miscellaneous Song Lyrics
Patriotic Song Lyrics

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Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?

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A Little Bit of Humor...

You know you're getting old when all your favorite
music is in the bargain bin at Kmart and Wal-Mart.

Submitted by Yinghouse

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Links to Other Music Sites

A-Chord Publishing
A music supply house for disk jockeys and we also carry 3.5 piano disks that are great for the performers who use Digital keyboards, since this is all public domain music.  We specialize in "Roaring 20's" and "Golden Oldie's" music that is especially popular for Disc Jockeys to use at School Reunions, Anniversaries and Weddings. We either sell or lease our C.D.'s and disks.  Visit our website for more information and music samples: www.A-Chordpublishing.com

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Bee Gees Fan Club

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     We are the source for Clean Dance Music for schools, churches, or any organization that insists on good clean dance music. As DJ's we have found an enormous number of groups that would like to host dances and parties, but are wary of DJ's that play only the "hottest" (and usually inappropriate) music. The Clean Dance collection includes the new "hot" songs, country, alternative, dance, disco, oldies and other hits that are appropriate for school, church and organization functions.
     The Clean Dance CD collection has been created for those DJs that would like to offer an alternative to their clients. Our products are produced for the exclusive use of professional DJ's or schools, churches, groups, associations and organizations that sponsor music driven events. Clean Dance CD's are not available to the general public.

www.CleanDance.com

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DJ Times
The cutting edge magazine for professional DJ's.
www.djtimes.com

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Front Row USA is an independent ticket brokerage firm engaged in the business of buying and selling "hard to find" and sold out tickets along with any travel or amenities that may be required.

All Concerts, Theatre, and Sporting Events Worldwide

Sporting Events - Sports Tickets including, but not limited to: NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, PGA, NCAA, MLS, NASCAR, Tennis, Boxing, Rugby, International Soccer, Olympics and Horse Racing. 
Theatre Tickets including but not limited to: NY Broadway, London, & Touring Companies.
Concert Tickets - Concert Performers like: Cher, Billy Joel, Elton John, Britney Spears, Shania Twain, Dave Matthew’s Band, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Sting, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Jimmy Buffet and many others.
Family Entertainment - Disney on Ice, Ringling Brothers Circus, Spiderman, Stars on Ice, Sesame Street Live, Bob The Builder and more!

FrontRowUSA.com
Buying Tickets     Selling Tickets
Phone: 800-277-8499    Fax: 305 936-2438
www.frontrowusa.com

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The Internet DJ
www.InternetDJ.com
DJs are the future of music. They bring up independent artists from obscurity. The Internet DJ brings DJs and Independent Musicians together in one cohesive community. 

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Karaoke
Here's some KARAOKE songs to try at home:
From Sassy Entertainment
See & hear live karaoke singers!
www.click2go.com/live/live.html

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Links to Lyric Sites
www.mp3now.com/html/lyrics.html

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Madviolinist.com

The new resource center for violinists and musicians and music fans of all tastes! This site includes not only a chat room, but also a discussion board where you can chat and/or discuss your favorite music topics. Visit www.madviolinist.com. It's free and there are no annoying banner ads. It's simply a gift to the music fans.

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Midi Music
www.mybonbon.com
Such an upbeat site my friends, enjoy!

Submitted by Cicec

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Music Celebrations International, L.L.C.
1440 S. Priest Drive, Suite 102
Tempe, AZ 85281-6905
Voice: 480-894-3330
Toll Free: 1-800-395-2036
Fax: 480-894-5137
www.musiccelebrations.com
Music Celebrations International provides unique performance
and educational opportunities to performing groups. See Web site for details.

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Harry Petaccio Entertainment

In May 2001, we were at the Richlandtown Inn, in Richlandtown, Pennsylvania.  We stopped in with my sister and brother-in-law after two days of moving them into their new home.  Expecting a quiet place to have a couple of drinks, we were greeted by the owner and ushered to a front row seat where we experienced the most awesome show - Harry Petaccio at his amazing keyboard.  The show was delightful and we were mesmerized by his talent, quick wit, antics, and wonderful renditions of theme songs from commercials and TV shows of years gone by.  If you're ever in the Philadelphia area, be sure to see where Harry will be performing.  You will be glad you did!  Check out his Web site for his schedule.  :-)  www.harrypetaccioentertainment.com

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50's & 60's Music!  Oldies!
www.wanderers.com/wanderer/menu.html

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RockOnTheNet.com
Excellent Web site!  You gotta check it out!!

Ultimate 80's Songs
Lyrics to 491 Songs from the 80's

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How Yodeling Began
Cute one-page joke from Deb's Fun Pages

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www.georgettetrevino.biz 
A hot new artist-from Houston-Texas.
Hip-Pop-Latin R&B Flavor - w/Budd E. Productions
Name Georgette Trevino 

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Master Your Music!TM

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Master Your Music!TM

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Red Skelton - The Pledge of Allegiance - As reviewed by Red Skelton from the Red Skelton Hour - Burger King 6" x 6" paper record
Date:  January 14, 1969
Auravision - An Activity of Columbia Special Products - A product of CBS records.  Record on cardboard with instructions:  "This record can be played manually on a record player at 33 1/3RPM.  Punch out center by placing entire record over spindle.  Bend record slightly if curled."  Excellent condition.  Record has not been punched out - still on original paperboard.
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