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Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and
they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
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So this is why there's no more "spit bowls" at the
dentists' office?
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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having
him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson
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Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.
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No Frills Dentist Appointment
The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.
Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. "Show him, honey."
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wright
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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get
snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from
the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she
had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her
door.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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Q: What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment?
A: Tooth-Hurty (2:30)
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Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A.: A little plaque.
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Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan?
A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.
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| Did You Know? |
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Signs of gum disease:
* Bleeding gums (even when you brush)
* Red, swollen or tender gums.
* Loose teeth
* Persistent bad breath
* Receding gums
* Teeth or dentures fit together differently when biting.
If you have any of these symptoms, call your dentist as soon as possible!
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Studies show that kids who chew sugarless gum have less
cavities! Chewing gum increases the flow of saliva which decreases
acidity in the mouth. The act of chewing helps clean plaque build-up.
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