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This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD and NOT using paper and a pen.
Try it!
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
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A 16-year-old boy was driving a moped down a one-way street in the wrong direction.
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policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself.
What is a logical explanation for this?
Mental Examination
You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get
off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
What am I?
What object has keys that open no locks,
space but no room,
and you can enter but not go in?
I have five letters.
If you take the first and last,
I will still be the same.
Even if you take the middle letter,
I will be the same as before.
What am I?
A leathery snake,
With a stinging bite,
I'll stay coiled up,
Unless I must fight.
What am I ?
Until I am measured,
I am not known.
Yet how you miss me,
When I have flown.
What am I?
My posterior is adorned with feathers.
I have a rather long neck and quite a pointy nose.
I am able to fly, yet I have no wings.
What am I?
It has no top or bottom
but it can hold flesh, bones and blood
all at the same time.
What is this object?
How would you rearrange the letters in the words
"new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
A word I know,
six letters it contains
subtract just one,
and twelve is what remains.
What is the dot over the letter "i"
called?
What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
has a bed but never sleeps?
My scale is something that does not weigh in grams, ounces, or pounds. However, I may be heavy or light.
What am I?
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
Two very popular and common objects have the same function,
but one has thousands of moving parts,
while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?
