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April is National Frog Month in the United States.
(See our Holidays Section for April Holidays & Observances.)

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Frogs do NOT give you warts.

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Although frogs are excellent swimmers, most eventually drown if they don't have access to land.

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Frog Jumping Day - May 13
"Frog Jumping Day celebrates Mark Twain's 'jumping frog' which made him famous. Celebrate the day by sending some cool and 'hoppy' wishes to the people you know and love, with our Frog Jumping Day ecards."  http://123greetings.com/events/frog_jumping_day

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   Two old men were out for their morning walk on a dusty road.  The first old man stepped on something soft.  He stooped over and picked it up. It was a frog!  He dusted the dirt off the frog and started to put it down.
     The Frog said, "If you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful young woman."
     The old man put the frog in his pocket and started to walk again.
     The second old man said, "Aren't you going to kiss that Frog??"
     The first old man replied, "I think I would rather have a talking Frog."

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"Time's fun when you're having flies."
Kermit the Frog

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    A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
    The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
    "No," said the psychic, "Next term -- in her biology class." 

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The Frog and The Princess

    Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a beautiful meadow near her castle.
    The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. Then, my dear, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a feast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't think so."

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"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno

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Why are frogs so happy? 
They eat whatever bugs them.

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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad.

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What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year

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Frog Meets a Psychic

    A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
    The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
    "No," says the psychic..."Next semester in her biology class."

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Magic Frog

    A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit! 9 Iron."
    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit! 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
    Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow! That's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
    The frog replies, "Ribbit! Lucky frog."
    The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.  "What do you think frog?" the man asks.
    "Ribbit! 3 wood."
    The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole- in- one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
    The frog replies, "Ribbit! Las Vegas."
    They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
    The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
    Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
    The frog replies, "Ribbit! $3000, black 6." 
    Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.  Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
    The frog replies, "Ribbit! Kiss Me."
    He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
    "And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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FROG

    I was told a story about a lady in the hospital who was near death when an area Chaplain came to visit her. This Chaplain was a very young female with long blond hair. She listened to the lady who was ill and left her a small gift for comfort. It was a tiny ceramic frog. 
    The next day one of the people from the lady's church came to visit. The lady told her friend about the beautiful young Chaplain who had come to visit her. The friend was so impressed with the way the lady had improved and felt the need to talk to the young Chaplain.
    In her search to find the young gal, she was repeatedly reassured that the chaplains are never very young and that there was never a gal that fit the description given. Upon returning to the lady in the hospital, a visiting nurse entered the room and noticed the ceramic frog. The nurse made the comment "I see you have a guardian angel with you." As she held the little frog. We asked why she made the comment and we were informed that the frog stood for:

Fully Rely On God

Submitted by FrogLady

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All About Frogs:

http://allaboutfrogs.org

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Center for Global Environmental Education - FROGS
Connecting children, parents, educators, and scientists
to study and celebrate frogs and their habitats.

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Dar's Frogs By Design
Lots & Lots of Frog Stuff - Frog Greeting Cards
Graphics, wallpaper, photos, links, T-shirts, merchandise & more!

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Exploratorium:  Frogs:  The Amazing, Adaptable Frog
"Frogs have evolved to live in an astounding variety of climates. They can be found just about anywhere there's fresh water, from the desert to the Arctic, on all continents except Antarctica. Though they thrive in warm, moist tropical climates, frogs also live in deserts and high on 15,000 foot mountain slopes."  For more information, pictures, etc. see:  Exploratorium:  Frogs:  The Amazing, Adaptable Frog

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Grow A Frog - Tadpoles
Are you looking for the world's best pet?
Flick-It!
Just say "Flick It" when ordering Grow A Frog, TAD-Ventures or Tube Town to receive your internet discount, 800 FROG-FUN

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Frog Clip Art
Free for personal use.

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Kingsnake.com - HerpForum - Frog & Toad Forum

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Michele's Frog Page
Extensive listing of links for information about frogs.
Scandinavian Frogs, Frog Writings, Frog Objects, Frog Cartoons, Frog Photos, Frog Drawing, Frog Stickers, Famous Frogs, Postal Frogs, Frog Trade Cards, Frog Jokes, Frog Postcards and more!

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Save The Frog - From Fun-E-Cards.com

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 Stupid Frog Jokes
Warning: Some jokes may be harmful to froggies...

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