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Fish & Sea Life
Complete with Fish Humor, Jokes &
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If you
keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
- Fish don't have ears. They hear or feel
vibrations along the lateral line of their bodies.
- Fish that live more than 800 meters below the
ocean surface don't have eyes.
- A jellyfish is 95% water.
- One type of jellyfish has tentacles that can grow up to
100 feet long.
- The squid and the octopus each have 2 gills, 2 kidneys, and 3 hearts.
- Isn't the sea slug clever! It really has no defenses of its own, so it borrows weapons from other creatures. For example, it actually manages to swallow the jellyfish's sting cells, which then find their way to the sea slug's skin. Once there the slug uses them as if they were its own.
(Compliments of AlphaArs)
- Seals seldom sleep. In fact they have been known to swim continuously
for eight months and travel 10,000 kilometers. (Submitted by Bubba)
- Some sharks have a bad attitude even before
they're born. While examining a pregnant sand tiger shark, scientist Stewart
Springer was bitten by its embryo. (Submitted by SandyD)
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During a lifetime a tiger shark will produce, use and then shed
some 24,000 teeth. (Submitted by DkSdBubba)
- A shark can detect one part of
blood in 100 million parts of water.
- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
- The skin of sharks was
once sold and used as sandpaper.
- Starfish haven't got brains. (Submitted by Sassy)
- When a whale wants to change its line of
sight, it must move its whole body because its eyeballs are fixed. (Submitted by
SandyD)
- The largest clam ever recorded weighed nearly
600 pounds.
- Electric eels produce
enough energy in one shock to light up every room in your house.
(Source: Back of a 3 Musketeers candy bar wrapper.)
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Dear All:
Well developed nervous systems' are known to exist in crab and lobster.
This means they will feel great pain when boiled alive etc. which they nearly always are.
Please therefore don't cook any animal alive, because nearly all are thought
to be able to feel pain.
Thanks.
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Fish
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"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
-- Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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Did
you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of
captivity, they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them
fish?
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Groaner Alert...
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The lady lobster suggested to the gentleman lobster to get them each an ice cream. Having purchased two ice cream cones, Mr. Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he has finished the ice cream he realized that his lady friend's ice
cream had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it.
When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend exclaimed "Where are the ice creams?"
"Well," he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
His lady friend was incensed and cried "You shellfish creep!!"
For more "Groaners", see
ButlerWebs
100's of Jokes & Cartoons' section for
Groaners
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