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Welcome to ButlerWebs' General
Webs for Animals, Pets & Critters - our
special page for:
Farm Animals
There are more chickens than people in the world.
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The longest recorded flight
of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
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The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore
when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
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100's of Jokes
& Cartoons
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A Little Bit of Humor...
A guy
walks into a bar and is surprised to see that the bartender is a horse!
The horse
asks the guy, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a
horse tend bar before?"
The guy
says, "It's not that - I just never thought the chicken would be
able to sell this place!"
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This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went wee, wee, wee
Bought some Depends
disposable undergarments to solve that problem.
Submitted by SueC
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -- George
Carlin
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Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
So she is suing the test tube lab.
Submitted by SueC
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Inspiration &
Motivation
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Thoughts...
- "It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep."
-- Will Rogers
- "If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."
-- Will Rogers
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