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New Jersey
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- Michael Douglas, Actor - Born September 25, 1944 in New Brunswick, NJ. Michael Douglas Fan Page:
www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5907/bio.html
- Lee Meredith, Actress - born 1947 in River Edge, NJ
- Joe Pantoliano (Joey Pants), Actor - Actor (Ralph Cifaretto - The Sopranos.) Born September 12, 1951 in Hoboken, NJ.
www.joeypants.com
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Casinos in New Jersey
For information about
New Jersey Casinos, see:
Casinos in
New Jersey
Lottery in New Jersey
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Other Gambling in New Jersey
Racetracks, Bingo, Poker, etc.
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Casino Directory and International Gambling Guide
provides the most complete information for New
Jersey casinos and other gambling facilities for
anywhere in the world - including
New Jersey - such as casino cruise ships,
poker rooms, poker tournaments, pari-mutuel
facilities, horse racing, dog races, racinos,
off-track betting (OTB), sportsbooks and racebooks.
World Casino Directory also publishes lottery
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Gambling
information for American gamblers and tourists! |
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U.S. Casino Links presents a gambling forum for every state in the
US. Clicking above on Land Based Casinos or U.S. Casinos will take you to the same site.
Click the link below to visit the state guide with information
about casinos, riverboat gambling,
Vegas-style casinos, Indian casinos, casino cruise ships,
racetracks, pari-mutuel facilities (dog & horse betting), poker games,
state lotteries, and other forms of land-based gambling. |
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Click on the link below
for information about gambling in New Jersey:
New
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Basic Rules For Driving In New Jersey:
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- A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.
- Turn signals are just clues as to your next move in road battle
so never use them.
- Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you no matter how fast you're going. If you do, the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
- The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
- Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body work.
- Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to insure that your
antilock braking system kicks in to give you a nice relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.
- Construction signs tell you about road closures immediately after
you pass the exit but before the traffic begins to back up.
- The electronic traffic warning system signs are not there to provide
useful information; they're just to make the Turnpike look progressive.
- Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right.
It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
- Speed limits are arbitrary figures to make NJ look as if it conforms with other state policies; these are given only as suggestions and are readily enforceable.
- Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that the driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
- Please remember that there is no such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic on the Garden State Parkway.
- Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or
even a person changing a tire. If you're lucky, you may see the unwitting breakdown victim get mugged.
- Learn to swerve abruptly. NJ is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to NJDOT, who put potholes in key locations to test drivers'
reflexes and keep them on their toes.
- It is traditional in NJ to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes. The state is founded upon such traditions.
- Seeking eye contact with another driver revokes your right of way.
- All unmarked exits on the Parkway lead to downtown Newark.
JERSEY DRIVING - GOTTA LOVE THE CHALLENGE!
Author Unknown
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The Three Pigs
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he
did!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pigs house and said," Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down."
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living
crap out of him. Then one of them pulled out a gun and fired killing the
wolf. Then they got back into their limo and drove off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! " Who the heck were those guys?" they asked.
"Those were my cousins from Jersey -- the Guinea Pigs."
Submitted by Bubba
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"According to a New Jersey poll, 92% of married women say they would marry the same man
Mel Gibson."
-- Jay Leno
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New Jersey Beach - Vacation Spots
For New Jersey Beach Vacation Spots
-- check out:
www.nealcomm.com/entertai/index.htm
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Links
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Acclaimed Detective Agency
Box 734
Old Bridge, NJ 08857
877-597-5551
Website: www.acclaimedpi.com
Electronic debugging sweeps on homes, vehicles,
business, person, telephones, rooms and computers.
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HatCountry
4 Redwood Drive
Marlboro, New Jersey 07746
1-800-915-HATS (4287)
Cowboy Hats & Western Hats at Hatcountry
Specializing in Western hats, Australian hats and Cowboy Hats.
We also offer a full line of western wear, western boots,
cowboy boots, western jewelry and western home goods.
Web site: www.hatcountry.com
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New
Jersey Lemon Law
IKimmel & Silverman, the Lemon Law attorneys, can get you a new car or refund at absolutely no cost to you using Auto Lemon Laws and Federal Warranty Statutes. We handle all the details. If you're driving a lemon that was obtained in
New Jersey and your dealer can't fix it, call 1-800-LEMON-LAW (1-800-536-6652) for 100% cost-free lemon law help. Our Web site
www.LemonLaw.com will provide you with all the information you need to know on your lemon law rights. Read all about the
New Jersey Lemon Law and find all the latest car-buying information and consumer websites, in our "Lemon Laws & Links" section.
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