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Land Based Casinos & U.S. Casinos Your Guide to Gambling in America Gambling information for American gamblers and tourists!  U.S. Casino Links presents a gambling forum for every state in the US. Clicking above on Land Based Casinos or U.S. Casinos will take you to the same site. Click the link below to visit the state guide with information about casinos, riverboat gambling, Vegas-style casinos, Indian casinos, casino cruise ships, racetracks, pari-mutuel facilities (dog & horse betting), poker games, state lotteries, and other forms of land-based gambling.

Click on the link below for information about gambling in California: California Casinos and Gambling

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New California State Slogan:
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

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You know the driver is from California if they have one hand on the wheel, they are cradling a cell phone, and they have a brick on accelerator.  If they have a gun in their lap, they are from Riverside.

If they have both hands on wheel, their eyes are shut, both feet are on the brake, and they are quivering in terror - the driver is from Ohio, but driving in California.

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A California cosmetic surgery practice is opening a new office where breast augmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about 30 minutes.  They are going to call the practice "Jiffy Boob." 

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    A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
    The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
    The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
    The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
    The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
    The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

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Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps? 
New Jersey got first pick.

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    My pastor was about to take offering and asked if anyone would like to sing a special.  My friend's six-year-old daughter raised her hand.  Her mother reached out to grab her hand and pull it down but it was too late. The pastor saw it....called out to her and asked her to come forward and share her song.
    She stood up straight and grabbed the microphone and proceeded to sing..."I wish they could all be California girls".

Submitted by J. Williams

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"In California when you pull someone over, you have to have an ID with two pictures -- before plastic surgery and after." -- California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

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California - Department of Fish and Game
1416 Ninth Street
Sacramento, CA 95814
916-445-0411
Web site: www.dfg.ca.gov

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Department of Fish & Game
License and Revenue Branch
3211 S Street
Sacramento, CA 95816
916-227-2245
Web site: www.dfg.ca.gov/licensing/index.html

Department of Fish & Game
Hunting Fees:
www.dfg.ca.gov/licensing/hunting/huntingfees.html

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Charles M. Schulz Museum
2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa, CA 95403
707-579-4452
www.schulzmuseum.org

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Golden Gate Opera
3030 Bridgeway, Sausalito, CA 94965
415-339-9546
www.goldengateopera.org

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Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Angel Stadium
2000 Gene Autry Way
Anaheim, CA 92806
714-940-2000
Web site: http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com

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I Love You California 
Written by F. B. Silverwood
Composed by A. F. Frankenstein

I love you California - you're the greatest state of all.
I love you in the winter, summer, spring, and in the fall.
I love your fertile valleys, your dear mountains I adore.
I love your grand old ocean and I love her rugged shore.

Chorus
When the snow crowned Golden Sierras, Keep their watch o'er the valleys bloom.
It is there I would be in our land by the sea, Every breeze bearing rich perfume.
It is here nature gives of her rarest. It is Home Sweet Home to me.
And I know when I die I shall breathe my last sigh, For my sunny California.

I love your redwood forests - love your fields of yellow grain.
I love your summer breezes, and I love your winter rain.
I love you, land of flowers; land of honey, fruit and wine.
I love you, California; you have won this heart of mine.

I love your old gray Missions - love your vineyards stretching far.
I love you, California, with your Golden Gate ajar.
I love your purple sunsets, love your skies of azure blue.
I love you, California; I just can't help loving you.

I love you, Catalina - you are very dear to me.
I love you, Tamalpais, and I love Yosemite.
I love you, Land of Sunshine.
Half your beauties are untold. 
I loved you in my childhood, and I'll love you when I'm old.

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California Official State Web Site:
www.state.ca.us

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Photography School
The Academy of Art University photography school offers
on-campus and online photography degree courses in
photojournalism, digital photography, conventional photography and more.
www.academyart.edu/ph/index.asp

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